Not you, silly. Bitches like you are a dime a dozen.
But! As my dungeon opens and I take a critical accounting of what I have (and don’t have), I sure do have a lot of things I’m adding to my wishlist! And it’s not too late for you to nuzzle yourself up my power rankings by demonstrating value and getting me what I need.
Ready? Here’s your moment to be useful!
First off, a heater for the new dungeon.
Yes, silly me didn’t install heat. It’s SoCal tho! How often do we actually use heat? (Turns out I need it more than I thought, especially with all the naked bitches crawling on the floor.) Get me a heater so that you can be a naked bitch crawling butt-ass naked on the floor in winter, comfortably.
Second, an outdoors camera for the studio.
Hey, you don’t like being surveilled? And I don’t like stalkers! The best of both worlds is an outdoors camera. Don’t worry, I never put cameras on during session (unless you’re asking for it, you little exhibitionist freak).
Third, two decorative light bulbs for my lamps in the studio!
I really quite like these and I think they would look very lovely on some brass lamps I am fixing up for the dungeon. The shape is really quite lovely, and lighting is truly so important for having a sexy vibe.
A Fetters Mailsack!!
I’ve wanted one of these for years! Y E A R S. And I would love to hang someone up for hours in the dungeon while I ignore them and scroll on my phone or eat a little snack. <3
And honestly any leather or latex bondage. Please, no more basic cuffs or collars — I have way too many of those! If you see something that you think I should have, please shoot me a message on serveanli.com or textanli.com, shoot me a text if you have my phone number or direct messaging contact, or send me an email (if you are an established client). I’ll let you know if I want it.
As of this point in my career, I have pretty much all basic BDSM gear and am only looking for super specialized gear. 🙂
On the more leisurely side of things, I have been delving into perfumery lately which means non-work-related gift giving got a lot easier for me. Here are a couple of perfume discovery sets I’d love to receive this year:
- Comme Des Garcons
- Etat Libre d’Orange
- Frederic Malle – would love to try both women’s and men’s
- Amouage – women’s and men’s
- Escentric Molecules – (any of these)
- Zoologist – whenever their discovery sets restock again
- Juliette Has a Gun
- Nishane
- Mancera
- Penhaligons
And in regards to full perfumes:
- Arabians Tonka by Montale – either you’re getting this for me or I’m getting this for myself, but either way, I WILL be owning this!
- Blanche by Byredo
- Taipei by One Day – this is a blind buy but I’ll be damned if all of this isn’t marketed directly towards me
Please let me know if you are getting me any of these so I can mark them off the list. I’ve gotten repeats of gifts in years past and would rather get a unique item from each of you to remember you by. 🙂
And of course, I always like money. Send it to me directly if you have my payment apps, or tribute me on literally any site I have wishlists or sell content on, including:
Or be like that very nice bitch in Switzerland who regularly mails me hundreds of dollars. Cash is king, bb.
And before you say, “But Mistress, that’s not romantic and thoughtful and worthy of a Daddy and Goddess like you! I want you to derive pleasure from my gift! I want it to be memorable! I want –” — I want you to hold that thought and then stuff it back deep inside of you. You know what’s incredibly thoughtful? Contributing to my extremely high expenses this year that came with building a dungeon from the ground up! That’s hot. That’s demonstrating value, baby. That’s showing that you care about my sanity and well-being by adding to my financial stability.
You know what’s memorable and sweet? Covering my bills. <3
And with that in mind, your objective for Christmas is now made patently clear. If I see you giving me one stupid present this year that has not been okayed by me directly, I’m going to shit all over it and make you eat it in front of your coworkers. (Kidding, kidding.)
But seriously. Let’s not stray from the plan, subbies.
I remain your eternally grumpy Daddy,
An Li.